Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
Unlocking SBB’s left and right
Somebody please fucking talk to me I’ve been at work for 6 hours doing nothing I am going insane the fairs so busy but I’m at an Overflow gate doing nothing plz help
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
What a Beautiful night to sit at home doing nothing